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Premier League predictions thread, get them in before the season humbles us

Every year I post my predictions, every year by October they look ridiculous, and every year I do it anyway. It's tradition at this point.

Give me your champions, your top four, your three relegated sides and one wild card prediction. Bonus points for reasoning that isn't just "vibes". I'll bring this thread back in May so we can all laugh at each other.

Mine: the usual big two fight for the title, United finish higher than last year, and at least one promoted side stays up comfortably.