Game Talk

Henry of Skalitz would have defended those servers with a sword

I'm a teacher, not a security expert, so all I know about the Warhorse cyberattack is what the article says: they confirmed it, called it serious, and won't do interviews while it's investigated. Real stuff, and I hope everyone affected is OK.

That said, I can't stop picturing Henry from Kingdom Come standing in the server room in full plate, drunk on Saviour Schnapps, saving the game manually because autosave is for cowards.