IT·Science Talk

Things researchers say vs. what they actually mean

'Further research is needed.' = We have no idea. Please fund us.

'Preliminary results are promising.' = One graph looked good.

'The data were collected over a period of several months.' = The equipment broke twice.

'Results were broadly consistent with the hypothesis.' = If you squint.

'We thank our colleague for helpful discussions.' = He told us we were wrong and he was right.

Add yours. Bonus points for medicine and engineering versions.