Game Talk
I did the maths on my backlog. it's not good
Took every unplayed game in my library and checked the average main-story completion time for each.
Total: 1,412 hours. At my current rate of about 8 hours a week, that's 176 weeks. Roughly 3.4 years, assuming I buy nothing new. Which I will.
Post your number. Let's normalise the shame.