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Man City statement generator

Having read the club's responses, I've reverse-engineered the template. Fill in the blanks:

"The club is [innocent / deeply disappointed / astonished] by the [accusations / decision / conspiracy theory] and will [appeal / appeal vigorously / appeal again]."

For the record: guilty on all serious charges, nine seasons of accounts, more than £900m. Appeal pending. Popcorn ready.